Technically, I wasn’t kicked in the balls.  I was playing a soccer game in front of a crowd.  We lined up the wall to stop a free kick.  Wall stopped the free kick and it rebounded out about 5-7 yards.  I ran forward to play the ball.  This dude tried to serve the ball back in and promptly kicked it into my fucking nuts.  Hurt like hell.  I managed to stumble a few steps, clear the ball and roll off the field.  Thing is most of our wives and families were at this game and for some reason a pile of people were actually watching this game.

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